Thorin and the Company, live at Bag End. (For tickets contact Gandalf the Grey)
my flirting technique.
this is so accurate I might cry
I… I just need to draw tits sometimes…
This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
BEST GIF SET EVER!!
Congratulations, you broke physics.
Simon: *standing in front of mirror, looking at self*
Simon: *squishes fat blue belly*
Simon: I hope Marceline doesn’t notice that I’ve gained weight
Marceline: *walks into room*
Marceline: Damn Simon u fat
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
ahhh you’re mom is so great thooo
OH MY GOD